The Things They Say...

While getting ready to go to the pool...

V: "It's good to put sunscreen on your boobs, because otherwise the milk would boil and Bjorn would be like, 'Hey...somthin' fishy is goin' on around here!'"

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Elias, as he steps out of the shower in all of his naked glory...

"Hey, what's goin' on around here?!"


Pia, learning the difference between a man and a woman while at the grocery store...

"Oh look mom, she's a girl, she has a 'gina like me." ("'Gina" is the nickname for "vagina," because of course "vagina" needs a nickname). "Oh and he's a man, he has a penis!" ("Penis" does not need a nickname).


Me: "Vitali, can you help me pick up the house for ten minutes?"

V: "I wish I was a mom so I could make my boys do everything."

(A few days later...)

Me: "Vitali, do you wish you were a mom?"

Vitali: "No, because then I couldn't pee into a bottle in the car."

Oh the things they say!

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