The Things They Say
Me: "Vitali, I have a feeling that you and your cousins will hang out a lot when you're older."
Vitali: "Yeah, we'll smoke cigars and get manly. And grandpa will call us and be all (old man voice) 'Can you fix a pipe for me?'"
Pia: "Oh no there's a bug on on the wall, mommy! Why don't ya shoot it!"
Me: "Elias, come eat breakfast."
Elias: "Not tonight!"