V Lingo (4)
V: Mom do you have to go poop?
Me: No! Why?
V: Because you're just sitting there trying to hold it in, you dirty rat!
"I am a man! I drink lots of coffee and beer too. I have a beard, that makes me an eagle scout."
Me: "Vitali, take your chain saw outside, it's too loud."
V: "But I have to cut up fish guts."
Me: "Then do it quietly, or go outside."
V: "Or I could cut your buns off!"
V: "Hey mom, your poop and all the people's poop goes inside of my drain."
Me: "Wow that's a lot of poop!"
V: "Yeah, well it goes into all kinds of drains and then SHOOTS into the ocean!"
"Pirate booby traps are all around...(thinking)...But I don't know why it starts with a booby..."