V Lingo 3
Me: "Vitali, if you could do any sport what would it be? You know like; swimming, soccer, or baseball?" Vitali: "Mmm, cooking!"
"I love my porcupine, he's my first born son."
(Upon Lawn mower guys arrival...)
"The bad dudes are here. Mom, please don't go out of here, the bad guys will chop off your toes. Stay inside, safety first!"
"Elias, those jammies are too cute on you."
(While meeting with my midwife...)
"Watch out for the gas everybody, or you'll just die. Your heads will fall off!"
(Praying before bed...)
"And Lord, I am so excited for the baby to pop out of mom!"
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